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Christian Charity Raising Money To Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims
As it should be.

Deus, como me ri!

 

Day One

Blood - red , clotty and heavy flow

Cramps - mild

Breasts - de-swelling

Feeling - very sexual and tender

"I dont use racist language because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Feminists, who can't take a punch."

"My name is Alex and I am a 23 year student in my final year at art college As part of my course we have to complete an FMP (Final Major Project)For mine, I have decided to do something a little bit different and ensure that I am remembered for years to come! I have chosen to focus on the subject of marriage and am going to attempt to find myself a potential husband over the next three months."

 

"(...) The very next day, 22 February, ANOTHER FUCKING HELICOPTER showed up in the skies above Korydallos Prison.  It flew over a large tower of the prison, lowered a long rope ladder, and Vassilis Paleokostas and Alket Rizai climbed up into the chopper.  As the helicopter flew off into the sunset, the prisoners of Korydallos cheered.

Greek police opened fire on the chopper as it flew off, but a woman returned fire with an AK-47 assault rifle.  Now having hot Greek babes with automatic weapons come save your ass from prison isn't the sort of thing that happens to normal people every day, but that's just how things work out for you when you're a badass like Vassilis Paleokostas.

The police eventually tracked down the helicopter, and found that it had ditched on the side of the road outside Athens with a bullet hole in the gas tank.  According to the pilot, Paleokostas and his associates left the chopper and drove off on totally sweet motorcycles to an undisclosed location.  They also popped some totally bitchin' wheelies while doing so."

Obrigado Luís, muito obrigado.

New meme: here's a totally random way to make your new random band's new random album cover. Post one! Go to “Wikipedia.” Hit “random” and the first article you get is the name of your band. Then go to “Random Quotations” and the last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Then, go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days” and the third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

 

"The Laser Interferometer Space Antenna (LISA) is another joint NASA/ESA mission, designed to detect gravitational waves. (...)

Such esoteric signals are needed to probe the very beginning of time. We may have a lot of information on the Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB), but that's a barrier as well as an insight.  When the universe became transparent to light (about 300,000 years after beginning) a vast flood of photons poured out, and the echoes of that signal are the CMB we see today - but they also utterly swamp any earlier evidence.

So we can get back thirteen point six billion years, to almost the beginning of everything, only to be blocked a few hundred measly millennia from the action."

 

You're leagues across a room
The lighting's so dim I hardly see
You're talking and waiting for me
You're getting much smaller as you speak

You're pulling out your hair for nothing
You say to me rings clear
I'm growing so big, so dumb and blind
I'm forty stories high

Don't run away from me
I tell you, my eyes are black as iron
I'm stepping on houses, trees, and towns
My crying makes everybody drown

I died right in the ocean
I died just like a wave
I died right in the ocean

Ocean