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06.07.08

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< Lapkawitz> and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them

 

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<Matty> Hmm
<Matty> A little bored this afternoon
<Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
<UG> indeed
<Matty> Paul Macartney is my subject
<Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
<Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
<Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
<UG> then he's a dumbfuck :)
<Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
<Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
<Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
<Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

 

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Brianna says: im wondering where my cuddle buddy is.
Jason says: wtf, is that what women call "fuck friends" These days?
Brianna says: no!
Jason says: well maybe he's "cuddling" with someone else
Brianna says: fuck you

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Ri a chorar ao ler isto

06.07.08

COLÔMBIA MAIS DISTANTE DA PAZ
"Três mercenários estado-unidenses, 11 polícias & militares e um membro da classe dominante colombiana foram recuperados dia 2 pelo governo narco-militarista de Uribe. Daquilo que já se sabe deste episódio verifica-se:
1) Seguindo o diktat bushiano, Uribe continua a rejeitar a solução política do conflito – que deveria ter início com uma troca humanitária de prisioneiros, como propõe as FARC-EP.
2) O governo uribiano-bushiano não hesitou em por em risco a vida dos retidos.
3) Os retidos foram mantidos em boa saúde – poderá o Estado colombiano dizer o mesmo daqueles que mantem nas suas masmorras?
4) Regimes repressivos & fascistas muitas vezes obtêm êxitos em operações de comandos, como mostra a história de Israel e da Alemanha hitleriana – mas isso não leva à paz com justiça social.
5) O alarido mediático dos media corporativos volta-se selectivamente para os membros da classe dominante – mas nunca mencionam os sofrimentos dos oprimidos, como os milhões de camponeses colombianos expoliados das suas terras ou as centenas de guerrilheiros das FARC-EP que padecem nas prisões uribistas.
6) A operação ardilosa do dia 2, infelizmente, pôs a Colômbia mais distante da paz."

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This is cool beyond words

06.07.08

 

"Scientists funded by the Air Force have used quantum entanglement — in which pairs of particles continue to interact even after they are spatially separated — to snap this picture of a tin solider without aiming a camera directly at the object. (...) [T]he image is not formed from light that hits the object and bounces back. The camera collects photons from the light sources that did not hit the object, but are paired through a quantum effect with others that did. An image of the toy begins to appear after approximately a thousand pairs of photons are recorded."

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